The Movie
Sorority Girls in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama is the story of college kids doing college kid things that get a bit out of hand. Jimmie, Keith and Calvin are nerdy guys just hanging out watching horror, looking at porno mags and drinking beers or in Calvin’s case- beer. They are craving excitement and girls. They know that tonight is the night the sorority house is initiating its latest pledges and that means naked girls so Jimmie and Keith drag Calvin to go peep on scantily clad sorority girls. Lisa and Taffy are going through their initiation at the hands of Babs, who loves to paddle the initaites, and two other sisters. Plastered Calvin and his buddies get an eyeful of the paddling but that’s not enough so they sneak in to get a better look. Needless to say, they are caught by Babs who alters the initiation to include these three clowns. She orders Lisa, Taffy and the guys to break into the local bowling alley and steal a trophy. Lisa and Taffy will complete their initiation and the guys will not be reported under the Babs Plan so they all comply and head for the bowling alley with Calvin now suffering the nasty effects of one beer- vomit! Babs follows to scare them when the time is right.
This seems like an easy mission for this quintet especially when the bowling alley doors are unlocked. They split up to find a trophy but Calvin finds the real trophy in Spider (Linnea Quigley) who is robbing the place. She does not like Calvin’s friends and she tells them stealing is wrong but these fools do not listen and find a trophy which they then drop. The trophy opens, releasing...Uncle Impy, a fucking imp. Impy offers them a reward for freeing them- wishes granted. Clearly, he is a benevolent imp so there is no way these wishes could sour on them, right? Wrong. Impy is a dick and everything the kids wish for goes awry. And the wishes??? Gold, sex and being prom queen??? Fuck, some of these kids are dumb. But not Spider and Calvin who wisely resist the temptation. As the wishes blow up in their faces, the bowling alley devolves into chaos seen only during midnight bowling. Demon sorority girls and a fucking imp? Nothing could possibly go wrong now. Who can survive the wrath of Uncle Impy? What the fuck is an imp anyway? Can you even stop Impy? Can these fools escape the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama? Why is there not more Spider in this movie? Watch Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama for the answers to these questions.
How It Fits I With the Day/ Why Did I Choose This Movie
Most of the movie is set in a bowling alley so I think it fits. Besides, I make the rules for this blog and I really wanted to add a movie with Linnea Quigley. In Sorority Babes. Linnea Quigley is the bad-ass Spider, a role she is well accustomed to. Linnea Quigley is also one of the longest lasting celebrity crushes I’ve had, starting with her role as Trash in Return of the Living Dead. She is also one of the best B-movie actresses ever so Bowling League Day is hers.
Lessons
- Beer puts hair on your chest and it will make you want to go peep on the local sorority. Drink responsibly. Hairy chests are not that cool and peeping on women is even less cool.
- If you find an imp/genie/demon in a bowling trophy who wants to grant you a wish, it should be a hard pass. There is no way it’s not a trick. He’ll grant your wish but it will definitely have some weird twist to it.
- Do not break and enter. I don’t think you should get your legal advice from this blog but there it is. Nothing good will come from B & E.
- Linnea Quigley is amazing. Did I say that before? Watch anything she’s in. Seriously.
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